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Refreshing in more ways than one

So I have a pit problem. You know the kind that you're SURE everyone else is aware of, except, they're probably not. Because on any given day if you stand a little closer, you'll probably notice. And back away. Nobody likes stinky pits. Well - except for our cat. She's weird. But on a normal day with normal deodorant wear, I tend to have stinky pits. Stinkier than most. So then there's today. Normal getting-ready activity at home, normal leaving-for-work-goodbye's, and normal doing-my-job things when suddenly I get a wiff of something rotten. Ew. Must be this new shirt , I think. But a few minutes later it seems stronger and out of curiosity I stick my hand under my shirt and give my left armpit a white glove test expecting to feel fresh creamy deodorant but it's dry as a bone. And it's only 11am - I'm in big trouble. I search my purse for my usual back-up stash of deodorant only to remember that I changed purses. I have every other necessity; Band a...